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- So, the--the words of William Shakespeare... - Right.
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have endured for 400 years.
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He's perhaps the greatest writer in history.
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So, I'd quite like you to explain what gives you,
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"Mr. Chris," the authority to rewrite
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one of the greatest writers that's ever been.
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Okay, first of all,
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I love the guy as much as you do.
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It's not like I'm saying I'm a better writer than our boy Shakes.
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Oh, but you think you should spread that love
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by teaching impressionable young children
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that his words are actually irrelevant?