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"Mr. Chris," the authority to rewrite
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one of the greatest writers that's ever been.
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Okay, first of all,
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I love the guy as much as you do.
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It's not like I'm saying I'm a better writer than our boy Shakes.
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Oh, but you think you should spread that love
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by teaching impressionable young children
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that his words are actually irrelevant?
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No, it's just that I think that when it comes to Shakes--
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Will you just let Marcus do the original version
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of Romeo and Juliet?
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He already knows the scene