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After school hours at a wine bar?
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Just promise me you'll put on something sexy
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under that oversized iroquois priestess cardigan
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you always wear.
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That way, when things take a romantic turn,
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you can lose a layer and be date ready.
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I know the garment that you're referring to.
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It's a Sacagawea inspired cowl neck--
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Look at me. Just promise me.
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Even if it was a date, which it isn't,
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how would I know?
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Okay, you ready?