来自《家有正太 第2季 第6集 第6集》

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  Look at me. Just promise me.
  看着我 答应就好
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  Even if it was a date, which it isn't,
  就算是约会 更别说没这回事了
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  how would I know?
  我怎么知道是不是
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  Okay, you ready?
  好吧 你听好了
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  If he orders alcohol: Date.
  如果他点了酒 约会
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  If he has lost the tie and gone open collar,
  如果他扯松了领带 拉开了领子
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  chest hair out: Date.
  露出了胸毛 约会
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  If he finds an excuse to touch you: Date.
  如果他找借口接触你 约会
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  God, I miss dating.
  天哪 我好怀念约会
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  And by dating, I mean sex.
  而且我说约会 就是指做爱
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  So, in Hamlet,
  在「哈姆雷特」这个剧里
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  Bernardo and Marcellus are terrified of a ghost.
  伯纳多和马塞勒斯被鬼魂吓到了