Uh, it is I, the craftsman, here to hath help with your climb.

我是工匠由我来帮您爬墙
Craftsman, be gone. Be gone

工匠啊你退下吧退下吧
and let the star-crossed lovers resume their forbidden courtship.

让我们这对苦命鸳鸯继续那禁断的爱恋吧
Yes, be gone, craftsman, be gone.

没错退下吧工匠退下
But I must reinforce thine tower

但塔台脆弱我必须加以巩固
so thou Romeo doesn't fall and become paralyzed.

以免罗密欧不幸摔下落得瘫痪
Well, if the craftsman had done his job as he was supposed to,

如果工匠当初能够尽职尽责
it seems the tower would stand like a pillar

这高塔本应该坚若磐石
and not wobble like a willow in the wind.

而非风中弱柳摇摇欲坠
Well, if Romeo was a small middle school boy as he was supposed to be,

若罗密欧是原计划中的初中年纪
and not a growneth man who eats too many potato-ith skins,

而非吃太多土豆皮的成年壮汉
we might not have this problem!

那也没有这个问题了