You should come down and work out with me.

你应该跟我一起去健身
It's, uh, nothing but hot women in yoga pants

目不暇接的瑜伽裤辣妹
as far as the eye can see.

看都看不完
Sure, it's a little creepy if you look right at 'em,

当然直勾勾地盯着人家的确是有些变态
but, uh, there are mirrors everywhere.

不过健身房到处都是镜子
Yeah. I guess I could break out the old headband and leg warmers.

我的确也是可以让我的头带和长筒袜重出江湖
Great. Hey, uh, since I got you here,

太好了对了难得你送上门
it's, uh... it's been a year since your last prostate exam.

你有一年没做前列腺检查了哦
Oh, no.

不是吧
If it makes you feel any better, you get a lollipop afterwards.

检查完会有棒棒糖吃哦这样你会开心点吗
Well, I've done a lot more for a lot less.

为了更烂的东西我都能更无下限了
It's like the eye of a hurricane.

这就像是台风眼一样