You're welcome.

不用客气
And feel free to tip me what you think your life's worth.

你觉得自己的命值多少就给多少小费吧
I feel 3 bucks coming my way.

感觉要有三块钱入袋啦
Here you go, guys. I'm the only waitress.

上菜啦各位这家店就我一个服务员
Sorry you waited longer for the burger

您等这汉堡的时间
than you did for that Cosby sweater to come back.

比科斯比毛衣再流行还久真对不住
Max, look at my face. I'm very upset.

麦克斯看我的表情我非常不爽
Is that what that means? I just assumed you were constipated.

原来是不爽啊我还以为你是一脸便秘相呢
Caroline is late again.

卡洛琳又迟到了
And she better not use your new cupcake shop as an excuse this time,

她最好别再拿你们新蛋糕店当借口
'cause sister, that crap ain't gonna fly.

因为妹子老娘才不信那屁话呢
First of all,

首先