来自《名扬四海 第0集》

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  And I made you tired and cranky and anxious
  让你们变得疲惫暴躁焦虑
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  And I made you lose your hair
  我使得你们不断脱发
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  and gain 20 extra pounds and...
  体重增加了20磅
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  Somewhere in all of that, I...
  面对所有的一切 我...
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  you stopped loving each other.
  突然有一天你们不再相爱
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  So I have my own idea for a handout.
  所以我就有了自己的看法
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  Next time tell me,
  下一次把声明改成
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  "One, happiness is hard.
  一 幸福不容易
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  "Two, don't make the same mistakes we did.
  二 不要犯同样的错误
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  "And three, okay, so maybe it is your fault a little. "
  三 也许你们也有一部分过错
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  You want me to be honest?
  你们想要我诚实吗
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  You go first.
  你们先做好榜样