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Vests.
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Vests? Hell, yeah, we got vests.
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Right here.
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Sleek, comfortable,
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thermally bonded non-interwoven Kevlar fiber.
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Stop a bullet like a soft wank against a Quaker girl.
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Just ain't getting through.
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And lightweight?
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Damn, so lightweight,
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you'll forget you're wearing it.
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They work?
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Sure as shit, they do.