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The bad news is...
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the rabbit died.
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If I were my Aunt Celeste,
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I would offer you a Drano Margarita.
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- A what? - You add half a cup of Drano
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for every two weeks you've been pregnant to a margarita.
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That's what she gave my slutty cousin Molly
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when she got preggers by Billy Porter.
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- I'm pregnant? - So are we still sticking
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to the whole rapist story?
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It's interesting you haven't mentioned Dr. Thredson once
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since you came in here.