"Tonight" tonight?

〝今晚〞？你是说真的？
Well, I think it's perfect. It's just gonna be the two of us.

我想这一定会很完美就只有我们两个
She spent all day taking care of my monkey.

她整天都在照顾我的猴子
I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.

我不记得上次有女生照顾我的猴子是什么时候的事了
Anyway, you know, I figured after work, I'd go pick up a bottle of wine...

反正，下班后我去买一瓶酒…
...go over there and, uh, try to woo her.

然后过去开始追求她
Hey, you know what you should do?

你知道你应该怎么做吗？
You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.

你应该带她回19世纪末当时还有人使用那种字眼
If you keep this up...

如果你坚持下去…
...you'll be finished with this sucker by the end of the week.

不到周末，那个浑蛋就玩完了
Now, the one in the feathered boa, that's Dr. Francis.

那个围着羽绒围巾的是法兰西斯医生
Now, she used to be a man.

她以前是个男人