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My mom and I would always decorate our tree together.
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- This Christmas is gonna be weird. - Oh, Zach.
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You know, my mother died when I
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was young. She was hit by a car.
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It was right before Christmas, as a matter of fact.
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We were all singing carols and the dog was howling
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because everybody in my family sings off-key except for me.
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Anyway, it was a terrible ruckus.
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So no one noticed when my mother went
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out to give the neighbors a gift.
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The next thing we heard were brakes screeching.
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Most of my family went to the hospital