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You've been on one date with Zelda
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and you're ready to start acting exclusive?
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I promise you she's not doing that.
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How could you know that?
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I know she's not a crazy person
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who sits around writing "Zeldrew" on a piece of paper.
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It's our celebrity super-couple name.
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You've got to be cool, buddy.
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If you go up to Zelda and you're all like,
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"Hey, I want to be exclusive,"
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her legs are gonna close up tighter
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than that drawer you keep locked in your dresser.