来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第2集 第2集》

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  Stu, can you --
  斯图 你能不能
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  He's got a Gandalf's wand down there.
  他下面就好像有个甘道夫的魔杖
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  - Stu, You've got -- - Seriously.
  -斯图 你得... -真的
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  He should have, like, a nickname for it.
  他应该给他的小弟弟取个昵称什么的
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  Like Tutankhamun, the boy king.
  比方说图特卡蒙 小弟弟之王
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  If I had that penis, I'd be president.
  如果我有他那样的小弟弟 我就是总统
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  Okay, Stu, that's enough. That's enough.
  好了 斯图 够了 足够了
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  The -- the whole time I was in the bathroom,
  我刚在洗手间的时候
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  this guy was staring at my crotch.
  有个男人就一直在盯着我的裆部看
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  I'm like, "Hey, dude."
  我就想说"哥们"
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  Like, "What are you doing?" Right?
  "你在干什么" 对吧
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  Like, "Eyes up"?
  "非礼勿视"