Come on. he had a speedo full of brillo. be proud.

而且他的泳裤下鼓鼓囊囊自豪吧
God.

天
Who invited the stand-up comedian over here?

是谁请来的这位相声演员
Zooey, here's the deal. Peter's always been a "girlfriend guy."

祖儿是这样的皮特身边女友不断
He put all his focus and energy into his relationships,

他把所有注意力和精力都放在恋爱上了
And all his dude friends just fell by the wayside.

把哥们儿扔在一边
Zooey, don't listen to him, all right? I mean, we're eight years apart.

祖儿别听他瞎说好吧我们都分开8年了
Barely grew up together in the same house.

几乎不是在同一座房子里长大
This is ridiculous. why is it weird that I had girlfriends?

真搞笑我有女友这有什么好奇怪的
Nothing. we're just saying you never really had a best friend.

没什么我们只是说你一个好朋友都没有
Is all.

仅此而已
- Well, who's your best friend? - I have two.

-那你的好朋友是谁 -我有两个