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- he does seem to be clenching. - yeah, he doesn't wanna fart.
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Watch. when he gets enough space, he's gonna let one rip, I guarantee you.
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That's a good move.
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"hey, go check out the kitchen, honey. I'll meet you in there."
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- okay. yeah. - now watch.
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He's making his move slowly. slowly but surely. watch the leg.
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Wait for it. wait for it. fart.
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- boom. that's a fart, motherfucker. - oh, my god.
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- that's a fucking fart. - oh, my god!
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Look at him crop-dusting across your open house. it's a disgrace.
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- he farted in my open house. - he sure did.
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You know what, guy?