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You call yourself a programmer?
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Well, yeah.
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The app is broken.
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Wait, in what way?
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I've gotten zero taps.
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Clearly there is some sort of coding error,
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because I should be gagging on requests by now.
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I want this fixed by tomorrow, Dinesh,
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Or you are out of a job.
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But I --
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Hey, what's up, guy?
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Looking for Zelda?