来自《海明威与盖尔霍恩 第0集》

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  Writing's like mass. God gets mad if you don't show up.
  写作如弥撒 若不到场上帝必怒
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  Come on. You don't write on Sundays.
  得了吧 没人在礼拜天写作
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  Yeah, but Sundays, there's real mass.
  但礼拜天才有真正的弥撒
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  I still don't understand you and Catholicism.
  我始终不能理解你为何信仰天主教
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  Happened right after I married Pauline.
  我刚娶了波琳就信了天主教
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  The moment I said, "I do," I was struck impotent.
  我一说完"我愿意" 就变成了性无能
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  Nada. Se or Linguine.
  那里像软面条一样
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  She had me go to church. It worked.
  她成功地把我逼去教堂
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  I had my very own resurrection.
  我自己也复活了一次
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  Hell, I would have French kissed John the Baptist
  见鬼 让我去热吻施洗约翰我都愿意
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  for a hard-on.
  只要能让我硬起来
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  Oh, there's an image I will cherish.
  那可就精彩了