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No. I... think you have great depth of untapped potential
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and I wish to mentor you in your... art.
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- Really? - Yes.
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Wait, is this going to be like that time
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you promised to take me ice skating,
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and I got really excited about the ice skating,
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but then instead of ice skating, you left me at home
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so you could go to the strip club
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and then you took the strippers ice skating?
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- No. - Then hooray!
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Let's dig in. Where to start?
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Okay, well, the headline is, I hate it.