来自《废柴联盟 第5季 第3集 第3集》

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  Safety pants, 100 bucks a pop.
  安全裤 一百块一件
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  All sandwiches $5.
  三明治全场五刀
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  Sorry, no change. Blame the bandit.
  抱歉不找零 要怪就怪投菊大盗
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  Here's a song that's been shooting up the request line
  这首主题曲的大众传播速度
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  faster than coins are dropping.
  比硬币滑落的速度还快
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  * It said quarter to five, but it was quarter to ass *
  *你说是25分币 其实是投菊之币*
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  * You thought your plumbing was safe *
  *你以为你的菊花很安全*
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  * But your jeans were half-mast *
  *可你的裤子让菊门开了一半*
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  * Another coin down the drain *
  *又一枚硬币投入菊瓣*
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  * Now, that's some change that won't last*
  *如今再也没人找零钱*
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  The nature of the Ass Crack Bandit's crimes
  投菊大盗犯罪行为的本质表明
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  would suggest that he's angry or just fell in love.
  他要么气疯了要么爱疯了