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Roll to your right, please.
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Let me spare us the awkwardness.
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I killed my wife.
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Not that it's any justification,
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I had reason to suspect
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she was cheating on me with her chiropractor.
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Granted, I was abusing cocaine at the time, and alcohol.
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But I came home one day,
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shot her four times. Twice in the head.
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I killed her aunt too.
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I didn't know she was there. Roll over, please.
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And the mailman.