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Me?
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Yeah. I'm writing essays for college applications.
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Good.
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I need your help.
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You got it.
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Well, this essay, the essay that I have to write...
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It's called "The Most Fascinating Person that I've Never Met."
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Okay.
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So...
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Who are you?
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That's a good question.
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Seems I've got to have a change of scene