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You mean the one leaking rabies all over the table
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while people are trying to eat?
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She said he's allowed to be in here.
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He's her registered emotional companion.
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Her registered full-of-crap what?
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He's got one of those official vests that says
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"Don't pet me, I'm working."
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I have a shirt that says "Federal Bikini Inspector,"
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but there is simply no such branch of the U.S. government.
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Hi, so, uh, what the hell is this?
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Excuse me? I don't understand.
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Dogs aren't allowed in the diner.