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I was not talking hot. I was apologizing.
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She's still angry I left home.
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She thinks I'm freewheeling American who takes drugs
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and has intercourse with dirty Kardashian.
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Does she know you buy your sweaters at build-a-bear?
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Well, I don't know a lot about the Korean culture,
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but maybe you should stand up for yourself
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and stop apologizing to your mother.
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Yeah, what do you even have to apologize for?
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You must have been the easiest birth ever.
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She could've coughed you into a catcher's mitt.
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I'm making a cappuccino, you want one?