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Grandma in the house.
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And I need 20 bucks for the cab driver.
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He didn't go for my flirty face.
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Riley. Trust me.
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I'm not that guy.
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Ben, you are the cover boy of "That guy quarterly."
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And I know because I subscribe.
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What's wrong?
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Your son is selfish and immature
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and has no respect for women.
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In related news, the sun came up and the sky is blue.
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Pancakes.