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Gayle, could you please pass me the bread?
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Sorry. I can't. I'm too shy.
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And the sisters were poor. Very, very poor.
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My petticoats are unspeakable!
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The sisters got by as seamstresses,
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sewing the butts back on to soldiers' pants
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when they were shot off in battle.
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Tina longed to marry Lord Jimmy Jr.,
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whose butt had been spared in battle,
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but according to the law of the land, she couldn't do so
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until her eldest sister Gayle was married first.
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So many fallen butts.