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sewing the butts back on to soldiers' pants
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when they were shot off in battle.
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Tina longed to marry Lord Jimmy Jr.,
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whose butt had been spared in battle,
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but according to the law of the land, she couldn't do so
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until her eldest sister Gayle was married first.
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So many fallen butts.
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Why for not can there be an end to this war?
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At least we have the Rich Man's Ball to look forward to.
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Pass.
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Oh, dear sister. I cannot go to the ball.
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I'm far too shy.