来自《少男老爸 第3季 第6集 第6集》

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  but it's worse on my feet.
  但我的双脚更惨
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  I've been walking around the block since 5:00 a.m.
  我从上午五点就开始抱着她逛街
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  to calm her down.
  来哄她
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  If she's not moving, she's not not screaming.
  她只要不动 就不会停止哭闹
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  Dude, bro, trust me. You do not have to tell the guy
  兄弟 相信我 这事你还用跟
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  who is using the muffin as his pillow.
  一个用松饼做枕头的家伙说吗
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  It's like living with a velociraptor. Just...
  就好像跟一头迅猛龙同住 随时随地...
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  But all is forgiven.
  但这些我都原谅她了
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  She found me the one-- my perfect girl.
  她帮我找到了另一半 我的完美伴侣
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  She snagged some girl's phone off the counter
  我们买咖啡的时候
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  when we stopped for coffee.
  她顺走了柜台上一姑娘的手机
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  It amazes me what she shoves into that stroller.
  看到她顺进婴儿车的东西 我都惊呆了