来自《少男老爸 第3季 第6集 第6集》

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  It's like living with a velociraptor. Just...
  就好像跟一头迅猛龙同住 随时随地...
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  But all is forgiven.
  但这些我都原谅她了
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  She found me the one-- my perfect girl.
  她帮我找到了另一半 我的完美伴侣
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  She snagged some girl's phone off the counter
  我们买咖啡的时候
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  when we stopped for coffee.
  她顺走了柜台上一姑娘的手机
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  It amazes me what she shoves into that stroller.
  看到她顺进婴儿车的东西 我都惊呆了
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  I once found half a sandwich and a bus pass.
  有一次我在车里找到了半个三明治和一张公车票
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  Look, her name's Sydney, and we were made for each other.
  她叫西德妮 我们简直是天生一对
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  She takes tons of awesome selfies.
  她拍了一堆美呆了的自拍
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  I take tons of awesome selfies.
  我也拍了一堆酷毙了的自拍
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  She went to Australia on vacation.
  她去澳大利亚度假了
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  I... generally know where Australia is.
  我...大概知道澳大利亚在哪