Heather? You hated her.

海瑟吗你以前很讨厌她好吗
She ruined every one of your summers from 8 to 18,

她毁了你从8到18岁的每个夏天
and then you ruined every one of mine

然后你就会打电话回家向我抱怨她
calling home to complain about her.

然后毁掉我的每个夏天
All right, yes, we may have had our differences.

好啦是我们可能是有些分歧
And yes, she may have beaten me at field hockey

对她可能在曲棍球箭术
and archery and every other thing that I ever entered.

还有其它所有我参加过的东西上都赢过我
And yes, she may have stolen my boyfriend Jacob,

对她可能是撬走了我的男朋友雅各布
even though she could have had any other guy in the entire camp,

虽然她可以挑夏令营里其他任何一个男生
you know, because she's Heather

因为她是海瑟
and she's perfect.

完美女神
And you know what? Rumor had it,

但你知道吗传言说