来自《少男老爸 第3季 第6集 第6集》

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  soon to be on bus benches across the city.
  很快就会登上全市的等车长椅上了
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  Well, one bench.
  好吧 其实就一个椅子
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  You have no idea how much it costs
  你们绝对想不到天天被人坐在屁股下面
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  to have people sit on your face.
  还得花这么多钱
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  All right, and ladies and gentlemen...
  准备好 女士们先生们
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  This is the new look of Manhattan real estate!
  有请曼哈顿地产经纪界的新晋代言人
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  - Wow, you look so good! - Oh, my god, is that you...
  -你看起来真不错 -老天 那是你吗
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  - Wow, my god, best photo ever! - ...or a supermodel?
  -这照片美瞎了 -...还是什么超模
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  What happened?!
  怎么会这样
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  Oh, that photographer was an idiot!
  那摄影师简直是个蠢货
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  I told that stupid moron he better not screw it up.
  老娘还特地提醒过他别搞砸了
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  And I think we know what happened.
  我想我们都知道发生了什么