My boyfriend at summer camp.

是我在夏令营交的男友
My first kiss. My second base.

我的初吻我的第一次"二垒"
You never had a boyfriend at summer camp.

你在夏令营才没有男朋友
Uh, yeah, I did until you swooped in with your quick-release bra.

当然有直到你亮出胸器横刀夺爱
Okay, let me start over.

这么着吧我重新开始说
Now just tell her you're looking to scam with someone,

现在你告诉她只是想随便玩玩
not actually date right now.

不想真的谈恋爱
Oh oh, I know, I know.

我知道该说什么
Tell her her hair smells nice.

跟她说她的头发好香香
You are so bad at this.

你真是一窍不通啊
This why I had to learn everything I know off the streets.

怪不得我只能上街头去学这些招数
Hey! I know how to get girls.

谁说我不知道怎么钓马子了