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Todd, zip it.
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No, you zip it, uncle Knobby.
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I'm not fighting your wars anymore.
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Listen to me, Todd.
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I know how scary a failing grade can be,
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but this one dead yam won't tarnish your record.
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What will tarnish it is lying to your class,
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to your teacher, and to me.
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The American citizen you've sworn to protect.
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Come on, Todd.
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Stop disappointing me.
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Defuse the IED of dishonesty.