来自《巴尼的人生 第0集》

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  ain't life grand?
  赞叹生活的精彩
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  But soon enough, real life starts, right?
  但马上开始真实的生活
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  You come home from work, all she wants to do is talk.
  你下班回来 她很想跟你说话
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  All you want to do is screw, right?
  但你却只想做爱
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  And before long, every day is
  不久 日子就像
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  like pushing an avocado through a cheese grater.
  用干酪刨丝器刨鳄梨
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  It all feels like you're holding a pile of shit.
  你感觉到手上就剩一堆屎
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  This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get?
  这就是你给我的父亲的忠告吗
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  Maybe you should just
  或者你应该
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  take a step back before you do something rash
  在冲动行事之前后退一步
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  and take a good hard look at the situation.
  好好分析一下当前的状况
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  You're married to a well-bred woman who is loaded,
  你娶了个教养良好的富家女