My fault?

怪我
Yeah, this is your fault.

都是你的过错
You got to be kidding me.

你在开我玩笑吧
Oh, wow, my wife and my best friend. Good heavens.

我老婆和我最好的朋友搭上了我的天
I just... I took in a little tray of food 'cause I was worried about him.

我担心他所以给他拿点吃的
And he was all trembling and sweaty and soaked through his sheets,

他发抖得厉害汗湿透了被单
so I lay down beside him to try and keep him warm.

所以我躺在他身旁让他觉得暖和点
And I don't know how he got my robe off!

我也不知道他怎么就把我睡袍给脱了
No, it's a mystery.

好吧就算是一个谜
Must have been some kind of voodoo magic or something.

还有巫毒咒语或者其他东西
Wasn't that covered by your master's degree?

你读硕士的时候没研究过吗
Yeah, didn't you take that class?

对了没上过那门课吗