No, seriously, what's the surprise?

别闹了快说到底是什么
I'll even take Gayle.

盖尔我也能接受哦
You would've graduated if the school hadn't closed,

如果不是学校关门你本来能毕业
And Oleg knows a guy who fakes documents, so...

奥列格刚好认识个办假证的人所以...
You're a pastry school graduate,

你现在是烘焙学校毕业生
And I'm a real estate agent and a French citizen.

而我有房产中介证跟法国公民身份
I'll be able to show houses in France.

我可以在法国带人看房子哦
And how are you getting there?

请问你怎么去法国
I'm also a licensed pilot.

我还是个持照飞行员哦
Look, I am not a pastry school graduate.

我不是什么烘焙学校毕业生
I'm not even a high school graduate.

我连高中都没毕业
The only thing I graduated from was a Scared Straight Program,

我只有从一个"吓弯取直"的课程毕业过