I'm not even a high school graduate.

我连高中都没毕业
The only thing I graduated from was a Scared Straight Program,

我只有从一个"吓弯取直"的课程毕业过
which is why I'm not gay anymore.

所以我现在不再是"弯"的了
Max, you really didn't graduate?

麦克斯你真的高中没毕业吗
I always thought you were kidding about dropping out of high school,

我以前一直以为你说你高中辍学是开玩笑
Like when you say that Howard Stern is your dad.

就跟你总说霍华德·斯特恩是你老爸
'Cause he is. Look at our eyes.

他真的是看我们眼睛多像[其实没有]
And I did drop out.

我也真的辍学了
I was like, "Later, suckas.

当时我说 "滚吧傻逼们
I'll find a water fountain somewhere else""

天涯何处无饮水器啊"
Water fountains? Gross.

饮水器吗真恶心
In private school,

在私立学校