As some sort of nihilistic punch line?

充当虚无的笑柄么
"Nihilistic punch line"? I like that.

虚无的笑柄我喜欢这个说法
But, quite honestly, I'm feeling very serious.

不过说实话我现在是很严肃的
Getting riddled with bullets affects me that way.

被子弹打成筛子,那影响到了我
But I want you all to know that

但我想让你们都知道
I place the blame for all of this squarely on myself.

这一切都是我的错
Go on.

继续说
Well, you had legitimate concerns, but I refused to hear them.

你的担心很正常而我却充耳不闻
But now I'm listening.

可现在我在听
So, tell me, what's to be done to stop all this and let us get back together?

告诉我该怎么做才能让我们冰释前嫌重归于好
Well, for starters, you can stop lobotomizing the Raiders.

首先你要停止改造突袭机
Done.

可以