In fact, I went over it three times

老实说我前后看了三遍
to make sure I wasn't insane.

以确保不是我发疯
Whatever that friend of yours there did to help you,

你那位朋友用来帮你的那些方法
it really worked.

的确奏效了
I'm sorry, but I can't stand out there any longer.

抱歉但我实在不能在外面站着了
I've caused a small pandemic of erections in freshman boys.

不少高一新生得了会对我"起立"敬礼的传染病
I passed! I got a "B"!

我过了我得了个B
Now my grade matches your boobs!

我的分数跟你的咪咪大小一样
I'm getting that stupid diploma

我要拿到我不在乎的
I said I didn't care about.

那个白痴毕业证了
You can do more than get that diploma, Max.

麦克斯除了拿学位证你还可以干别的呢
Graduation is tomorrow, and if you stay overnight,

明天就是毕业典礼如果你在这过夜