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The only thing my mom ever worried about was herself.
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She's selfish.
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She missed my birth
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'cause she "had a thing."
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Come on, she can't be that bad.
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Turns out, you're not that big of a high school dropout,
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and she's probably not that big of a monster.
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I mean, she raised you alone, and you didn't die.
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I did actually, twice.
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But in fairness to her, she wasn't there either time.
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Max, why don't you invite her to your graduation?
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And don't say you don't have her number.