来自《打工姐妹花 第3季 第24集 第24集》

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  Come on, she can't be that bad.
  拜托 她不可能这么糟糕
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  Turns out, you're not that big of a high school dropout,
  而且事实证明 你不算是高中辍学的学渣
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  and she's probably not that big of a monster.
  所以你妈可能也不是一个人渣
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  I mean, she raised you alone, and you didn't die.
  至少她独自抚养你 没把你弄死啊
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  I did actually, twice.
  其实我都死过两次了
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  But in fairness to her, she wasn't there either time.
  但帮她说句公道话 那两次她都不在
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  Max, why don't you invite her to your graduation?
  麦克斯 你何不请她来参加你的毕业典礼
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  And don't say you don't have her number.
  别告诉我你没她电话
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  I know it's in your phone under "lady I came out of."
  你手机里那个"爬出她洞洞"的联系人就是她
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  I also know I'm in your phone as "fart monster."
  我还知道在你手机里 我的称呼是"屁精"
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  That's because I know, like, three Carolines.
  那是因为我认识三个卡洛琳 要区分
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  - No, you don't. - Busted.
  -胡说 -被你发现了