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every day for the next four years.
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Thank you.
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Hi, Mrs.--Ms.-- Max's mom.
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This is Caroline Channing, your daughter Max's
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best friend and roommate and business partner.
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I didn't want to leave this on a voice mail,
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but I cannot believe you didn't show up
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to your own daughter's graduation
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When you are the sole reason she didn't graduate in the first place.
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I mean, who takes their daughter to the mall on finals day?
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What kind of mother are you?
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And all the times I've defended you to Max--