does Chris Keith know you exist yet?

克里斯·基斯知道你的存在吗
No, but I think he senses me.

不知道但我觉得他能感觉到我
Have you tried dropping a pencil in front of him like I taught you?

你有没有像我教你那样在他面前掉支铅笔
I think that's too adult.

那太成人了吧
No, it's only adult if you pick it up with no hands.

不会啊不用手捡才叫成人
I can pick up a pencil with one foot

我能用一只脚捡笔
and then sharpen it with the other.

再用另一只脚削尖它
And you don't have a boyfriend?

这样你还没男朋友
I know, right?

可不是嘛
I think you need to try Internet dating.

你得试试网上交友
I don't know, my sister had a really bad experience.

算了吧我姐有过一次超烂的经历
They matched her up with, like, a 300-pound guy.

交友网站给她找了个270多斤的男人