Apparently I was not a match with TvWatcher one through 358.

显然我跟看电视的人1到358号没对上眼
But you don't seem too excited.

你好像不是很激动
Well, Ginny told me that online dating is dangerous

金妮说网上交友很危险
and that I should go to Sears and get my portrait done

她还让我去百货公司拍个大头照
so that I have a cute picture

这样我就有好看的照片
for the "In Memoriam" Section of next year's yearbook.

放进明年年鉴册里的"缅怀"板块上了
You know what? She's just being dramatic.

她太抓马了
Okay, but maybe you could just teach me

好吧但是以防万一
some self-defense moves just in case.

你能不能教我点防身术
You know, I do a little online dating, right?

我有时也会网上交友
And I-I haven't murdered or tried to murder once.

但我也没杀过人或是企图想杀人啊
You just gotta stay alert and be aware of your surroundings.

你只要保持警惕注意周围环境就好