I-I wish I could take credit...

我也想承认...
That makes me feel so much better.

这治愈了我孤独的心
You know, I haven't been in a relationship since I got dumped

自从在"地球风与火"演唱会上被人甩了
at an Earth, Wind & Fire reunion concert.

我就再没有谈过恋爱了
Actually, it was just Fire 'cause

其实当时演唱会就剩"火"了
Earth and Wind got in a fender bender on the way to the fair.

"地球"和"风"在来的路上出了点小车祸
But I am so happy that it was you

总之很高兴你约了我
and that I didn't get stood up again.

让我没被再次放鸽子
Guilty. Yeah, that was me.

你猜对了就是我
Yeah, all the way. 100%.

自始至终从头到尾
Looking for sex online, you know?

就是想网上约个炮
I get it. I know I'm your type:

我明白你就好我这口