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No way!
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Yes, way. Well, ever since
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I found out that aunt margot actually gave birth to me,
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I've wanted to know who he is,
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but my mom forbid Margot from saying anything.
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So my dad slipped me his old yearbook
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and said "Page 37, Mark Clements.
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That's the bastard who knocked up your aunt Margot."
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I love my dad.
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Attention, ladies and gentlemen,
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parents arriving momentarily.
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Next stop, dysfunction junction.