why am I here?

你到底叫我来干嘛
She's not very good.

她律师做得不太称职
I bet that's not true.

我倒不这么认为
You know, I give myself a pep talk every morning in the mirror.

我每天早上都要对着镜子自我激励一番
"You're tough, you're rough,

你既强硬又粗犷
and damn, you look good in the buff."

而且好他妈一副完美身材呦
I do it when I get out of the shower.

我每次出浴之后都这么说
That's even better than mine.

你的激励词比我的还好
"Don't cry at the office today."

我的是"今天上班后要忍住不哭"
Oh, Ben. I need to speak to you.

本我有话跟你说
But Riley and I are in the middle of--

但是我跟莱丽正忙着
- Now. - No, but, dude--

-现在就说 -但是哥哥