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More importantly,
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our very own Britta Perry, it turns out,
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has been nominated for transfer queen.
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Oh, that's nice!
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What the hell is a transfer queen?
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It's like prom queen. You wear a sash.
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And there's a vote, and if you win,
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They put a crown on your head,
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and I am so jealous, Britta,
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I want to murder you. aren't you excited?
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No.
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How did I get nominated?