you may never be able to squeegee,

也许你这辈子也刷不掉了
like a certain birthday party

比如说在你某次生日聚会上
attended by a rather enterprising transient in a dinosaur costume.

有个敬业的临时工穿着恐龙服来助兴
But there are other more recent streaks

但也有一些近期的斑点
that you might yet be able to wipe clear,

你也许可以把它擦干净
like your adolescent fear of being a so-called blow-up doll.

比如说作为性爱玩偶的青春期恐惧
I really think this nomination may actually help that.

我真的认为这次提名或许能有帮助
So you think I'd feel better about myself

你认为如果我想自我感觉良好些
if I got all sexed up, went over there,

就要打扮的性感妖艳奔赴舞会
and really tried to be crowned queen of the dingbats?

争取当上这个符号性质的皇后
Precisely.

没错
Guess you really get what you pay for with free therapy.

凭你拿薪水的能耐的确只能做免费心理咨询