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Just did my first keg stand!
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Can't feel my legs.
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Dancing in your underwear, taking air conditioner repair
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So you can get a job
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Greendale's the way it goes
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Our original school song by the venerable Pierce Hawthorne.
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He made that up. Hmm?
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Everyone remember to vote before the coronation.
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The nominees are identified with sashes
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that say "tranny queen."
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By the way, we do offer summer classes,
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which are a great way to, um...